Everyone knows Trump’s penis looks like a Vienna Sausage left on the sidewalk in Tempe, AZ for five days. It has some extra long, wispy white public hair at the base that is carefully teased and styled into a soft serve ice cream cone swirl around, and Hope Hicks lovingly gives him a pube weave every 14 days.
I once had a student who genuinely believed the weather was controlled by satellites, and that those satellites were also part of a “Zionist conspiracy” to maintain control over the world.
...this person also believed that the squiggly red lines that would appear under misspelled words in Microsoft Word documents were…
I always liked when Gawker had Adam Weinstein working the military angle. Really good, thoughtful writing by someone with experience and willing to do the research.
This is mocking the NYT’s resident idiot and bullshit peddler Bret Stephens (aka, college liberals are mean and global warming is fake). I fell for the last one before checking the byline.
Completely agreed, without caveat.
My institution missed out on a chance to participate in this, as we’re on spring break this week (and we’re a college, so our “walkout” participation would’ve been markedly different than a public K-12 school), but any educator who seeks to restrain their students from exercising…
That’s an icy hot take.
His ass is showing the cleavages in the alt-right movement.
I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.
I am also a wildlife biologist. Manually applied blunt force trauma is an AVMA approved method of euthanasia in certain situations. If I were working this project I would have no qualms about said method, or a captive bolt gun. I know WCOs who get shooting contracts for iguanas, but they are professionals and I don’t…
Because I am sad and jaded, I disagree that many—maybe most—people aren’t murderous. The 12 hours would start with mostly theft, I’d think, but that would devolve quickly. Everyone thinks their one desired act of violence is reasonable in the vacuum of their own logic (or fear). Multiply that by an entire society and…
I wouldn’t kill anyone, but there are several people I’d punch in the face.
Bless your heart.
Good for her from the perspective of fighting colorism, especially given that Wakanda is meant to be an untouched, thoroughly sub-Saharan country. She would have been visibly out of place.
He should have walked off the field after career TD #69 and never came back. He owed it to himself.
Oh, man. I never noticed that. Ugh.
He did a little prick on his little prick