How is half of such an advanced country so hell-bent on going back to the 18th century?

The DVR’s 30 second advance / 15 second rewind button was created for football, enhanced for golf, and perfected for playoff baseball.

I’m a pretty casual baseball fan and I thought the sequence was just fine and filled with drama.

Manfred might say it’s driving fans away. I call it baseball, and he can fuck right off. That whole chess match was thrilling as fuck.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

LaDell Betts
Laverneus Coles
Frank Wychek
Kevin Dyson
JP Losman

Boomers say millenials need trophies to feel adequate, when it was the boomers that created job titles to accomplish the same thing.

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

Central Waters > everything