It depends on the theater. You pay by car PLUS by person in some cases. (So, standard fee for a car spot and few bucks per person on top of that.) Source: we used to hide under a blanket in the back seat to get cheaper admission in high school. 

Dinner for breakfast is underrated!

Theaters already lost my business before the pandemic because audiences are so unrelentingly rude. Put your cell phones away. Stop talking to one another. Don’t come to the theater if you have a god damn cold. Don’t put your feet on the seats in front of you. If you’re thinking of making a loud comment on the off…

Two Tauri are close to my heart and both are hilariously stubborn people. Even when they are SO obviously, objectively wrong about something, they will not admit it. If pushed to the extreme, they will concoct an excuse for why they’re technically wrong but essentially correct.

My cat likes heads of lettuce. Not lettuce leafs. She likes to naw on the side of a head of lettuce. You can’t leave a head of lettuce unattended around her. 

Parking in new places is one of my many casual phobias so this would never escape me. For those of you who wouldn’t think to check: I envy your mental freedom.

All I will say is I went to a small high school (100 students per class) and at my ten-year high school reunion I sat at a table with someone who, I swear to god, I have never seen in my life, and he seemed to really resent me for that. 

Get your people in line, then.

I think it depends on if good service is something you value when dining out. We don’t require good service. If our food comes 40 minutes after we order it, like it often does in my partner’s home country, we don’t really care. We like being in a restaurant and hanging out with one another, especially if we’re sitting…

People make fun of star signs and sometimes I’m people. But when I think of the scorpios I’ve known, and how unrelentingly terrible they were (manipulative, abusive, back-stabby, selfish, narcissistic), it gives me pause. 

As interesting as empathetic as twins can be in real life

The Catholic church has rarely done right by its nuns. 

samples and other appropriations from rap/hip-hop/R&B

Nuns did (some of) the educating in my Catholic school. I know some people have experience with bad nuns, but I have only had experience with good, fun-loving, practical, evolution-teaching nuns. At some point, ours fled en masse to teach in South America. They were so excited to go somewhere warm! I’m an atheist now…

Tagging onto your PSA:

I ask my husband to hide food from me so that I don’t down a family-sized bag of potato chips or whatever. What I don’t understand, though, is finishing your partner’s treats?! That’s kind of mean, guys! 

The ProPublica article says that Grace was the instigator of domestic violence in her home, not her mother. They’ve removed her for “her mother’s protection,” against her mother’s wishes. I mean, full-grown women experiencing domestic violence from their husbands can’t get any measures of protections from the state…

Oh my god, I’m so sorry! To be SO close...

right sweetie ... and we’re all playing for fun here. wtf is a born & bred Englishwoman playing US Cavalry? Who the fuck knows and what diff does it make. Is really her crime against humanity the bead work patches? 

100% and I shudder to think about it