“What You Need to Know About the Violent Animals of MS-13.”
That white on white crime. I blame the violent country music.
I’ll pick a team, CR. Because I prefer a car that stops reliably over all other functions.
Great. 0-60 almost immediately, but slows down worse than a truck. Sure, can’t wait to sling the autopilot on with THAT catastrophic mix.
Yup, still here.
Whenever President Donald Trump starts tweeting wildly and furiously, it usually means he’s bothered about the Russia investigation. On Sunday the president fired off a series of all-cap-and-exclamation-point-laden tweets that were all over the place. In the end, the most telling tweet, and the one that proves that…
Bill Cosby is being publicly lynched
*packs for New Orleans*
The answer is obviously 42. Duh.
Nope, that’s pretty much BINGO on the bigot bingo card.
“Cops were just doing their jobs, better safe than sorry.”
Meanwhile somewhere in Kansas a woman is being trafficked for sex in a motel. America would have zero crime if all this law enforcement money wasn’t being spent on harassing innocents.
Never before has there been a heel turn so fast since Leapin’ Lanny Poffo became The Genius.
Lest no one forget who the real culprit is: Major League Baseball and Bud Selig. They orchestrated this mess when they bought the Expos from Loria and gifted him the Marlins from Henry, who in turn bought the Red Sox. They effectively killed baseball in Montreal while relocating it to the District and selling the…
I hope Jeter at least gave Slater a gift basket.
Oh those coffins don’t have kids in them and you know it. No one actually died, those crime scene photos are all just actors with raspberry jam on their shirts. Why, it wouldn’t surprise me if the coffins are being used to sneak MS-13 members into the country somehow, and when are we going to talk about how this is…
...with a gun strapped to her waist.
Dana Loesch- how much do you want to bet she jogs around her gated community in camouflage workout gear?
Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.