professionalpirate
Professional Pirate
professionalpirate

I really doubt she just announced this off her own bat though. It’s almost certainly missing the question from a journalist, ‘what would Cory think of him?’.

That’s so revolting that it goes full circle back to kind of awesome.

What do you mean, what? I was just agreeing with you (two months ago).

I’ve never been on AM, but I had an Adult Friend Finder profile for a while, and I found the amount of men (some of whom I might otherwise have been interested in) who opened with ‘How do I know you’re not a spambot/escort? PROVE IT’ very offputting. Like, how? Other than sleeping with you, which, you’re not really

I’m mildly offended on Lewis Hamilton’s behalf. Two-time world champion should get you better quiz company than 7 Americans I didn’t get and Little Mix.

I should think there’s quite a lot of teenagers who could afford £60? That’s like, less than one week’s wages from a weekend job, and it’s not as if most of them pay rent. I had far more money for gigs and records and going to the cinema when I was 17 than I do now.

Elaborate murder plot. Only way out

...Please start again

No, it’s from Comic Relief (that’s why there’s a phone number in the top of the screen, for donations).

You’re so awesomely cynical!* I would never have worked that out on my own.

It doesn’t seem far-fetched to me in the slightest. Man from wealthy family goes abroad for PhD, dates a bit with women there, goes home and immediately gets engaged to ex girlfriend (probably someone close to his family), parents throw big fuck-off wedding. I’ve seen variations of this. Failing to tell old girlfriend

“This is pretty mild, but Jesus, it stung at the time.” I thought this was going to be a post about the jellyfish story.

The Twilights are just terribly actor-unfriendly films. Everyone seems to have the range of a tree stump, even if they’ve been good in other things.

Seconded (on both counts!).

It’s possible, you just don’t want to. You don’t have to, obviously, but don’t pretend you can’t because “I’m a woman!” It’s insulting to other women who lead normal non-terrified lives.

Strangely blinkered view. There‘s no European country with a higher murder rate than the US. You should worry more about home.

“some crap (Bring It On, Ten Things I Hate About You, Legally Blond).”

I’m finding it difficult to work out what the female equivalent to the suit example would be. If you wore the same outfit more than once a week that would certainly not make you look well-dressed. Plus, you cant wear the same thing for work and a party. So where is the third you can cut? Where do you spend more?