Listen man, if this is a story about cats and toys I expect to see cats playing with toys. That’s what the internet is for.
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I'm glad you did! I know a lot of people liked it. It just wasn't for me or whatever. I pretty much only like Care Bear movies.
I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.
When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…
She can eat a bucket of nails and 3 hours later she'll shit out a Volvo.
She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.
She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.
In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.
Conversation I had with friend who loves horror movies:
"Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before."
At least they found love.
Christian's also not into "BDSM." He's into physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.
This is kind of how I feel about her.
I don't have crazy fundamentalist justify my sociopathic child's behavior on my Google translate, sorry.
how do you get to be this good at being alive? like was she just born a phenomenon, or are there exercises - mental, phsyical, otherwise - she does to hone her amazing? is it the haircut?
What if you had said "Yes, several times." I think the outcome would have been the same.
I wonder what his ratio of online death threats to rape threats will be.
JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!
Twertle.
Let's not pretend that this isn't fucking delightful.