Yes! I'm actually a Republic of Dicknoses.

Or it could be read as voting for democrats. What are you, a pedant?

My 4 year old thinks Spiderman is real and we don't subscribe to any religious belief. While your at it, tell little kids they're stupid for believing in fairy tales and world peace.

Hey dicknose, his point doesn't make sense being that NOLA is a democrat voter populated city that elected these two people. So why would they want to eliminate the people who voted them into office?

I laughed at a simple math joke. Damn, i'm a dork.

You do know that both of these pricks are Democrats? Ray Nagin was just sentenced to 10 years in prison for corruption and defrauding the the city of NOLA.

Your explanation isn't as morose though.

YES!!!

Looks like ole' GWB with a beard.

I just posted the same thing.

More like far-fletched.

Their brain also only weighs 15 oz, the same as a newborn baby human.

Reading comprehension is not your thing is it. They man yelled "I have a gun and will shoot", he shot four times, then the police yelled "POLICE!"

No knock raids sound just like burglars breaking down your door.

Can't we just import piranhas to eat the carp?

I imagined the water cannons on the back of the boat. So as the fish jumped up they would be pelted by a powerful jet that would kill them.

Yeah, but it tastes like... CARP!

That would make for some fantastic imagery. Shoot a scene with crows and vultures circling over a heard that's heading your way. A "Revelations" and "Four Horesman" take on the series with Pestilence riding into town.

We are almost there!

While I'm still waiting on your proposed "facts", here is a compelling article about the migration of peoples (specifically Caucasians) throughout Asia.