I'm hoping this means he was "adopted" as an adult to clear up issues about who would succeed them if they died and not that he ever thought of them as his parents, because ew.

Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE KINDS OF POSTS!!!!

Obviously it wouldn't be part of the publicity for a book, but I wonder if ghostwriters are able to reference their "secret" work when they approach publishers or agents with projects written under their own name. Or does it just pay so well that they don't mind when their bestselling work isn't attributed to their…

When I was a Freshman in college, I had a subscription to the A&F catalogue, because that was a thing back in 98-99. Me and my friends all ripped out this one picture of a dreamy stud who was chiseled and glistening, sitting down wearing nothing but a pair of A&F tighty whiteys. We took that delicious black and white…

Ever since Michael Arceneaux pointed it out on Twitter I can't stop seeing this (those damn sweaters he's wearing lately don't help):

"But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."

For some reason, while he was blathering on about how Abercrombie was exclusively for the cool kids, this is all I could think about:

I think it was his obsession with youth that made him a creep, not just being old by itself. The man chased youth like Ahab chased dick.

I think we need a Shade Court special edition for this one.

Lego chic is so hot right now.

Or a Duggar. He looks like a young Jim Bob.

Is that a... paperclip? Clothing tag hook? WHAT IS IT

He looks like what were to happen if you put a Ken doll in the microwave

this was a lot and i was riveted the whole way through, and i am super mad that i was super riveted.

Yayyy time to party!

Here's Mike. What the ever-loving fuck?

Personally, I'm hoping they pee on the bride. I suspect some of the poor bridesmaids are side-eyeing this as hard as we are...

Someone needs to mash this up with THIS