I'd also settle for telling you to eat a bag of dicks, if that makes you feel any better.

I sort of imagine Mark sitting there in the corner of the Gawker office, a pariah and isolated, loudly proclaiming, "I WILL DESTROY ALL!" and then cackling madly as he posts his most recent tale of woe.

Jesus... can we start a kickstarter or something for Dora? That woman is a saint!

Why the hell did RS use her real first name!?

Yes, and the morally bankrupt company will now dodge any form of responsibility by saying it merely "facilitated" a ride between the driver and the passenger. Uber puts their brand on the ride service, they take fees from the transaction, yet avoid any form of responsibility. All the good, none of the bad for Uber.

But the morally bankrupt company Uber isn't liable for what their drivers do, unlike licensed cab companies. When Uber does bother to respond to stories like this, they question whether the assault actually happened, or otherwise dismiss it. Because it isn't really their problem, since they operate outside the…

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.

The point is that a licensed, regulated cab company will accept liability for things their drivers do. Uber's whole thing is that they put all the risk on to the consumer by not doing that.

I have been violently assaulted and verbally abused by a number of licensed cab drivers. At least this one's easier to identify because of Uber's technology.

Uber driver needs uber punishment.

Was wondering if y'all were going to cover this. Just another disgusting act from a disgusting company.

This is terrible of course, but I am not remotely surprised.

I hope a cat shits on your face.

He gave away his sick and incontinent cat to another loving family when he was about to have a baby?!? How terrible!

Responsibly rehoming a pet is a difficult decision that sometimes even caring owners have to make. Having to choose between your wife and unborn child's health during a high risk pregnancy, and your kitty?

The most special pet I ever had growing up was a Boston Terrier named Rosie who had come from a loving home to my family when she was two years old because taking care of a newborn and two other children plus a young Boston was too much for the family. They took their time in interviewing interested parties because it…

Oh noez! He gave his cat a good home! Such controversy. Maybe if you read up on cat poop and babies you would understand a bit better. Stop being such a damn troll.

Star Trek puzzle? Obviously the only way to win is to cheat!