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Please tell me you are a local and can confirm that many of the museum’s visitors are there for shits and giggles and general mockery because that would be me shitting on someone else’s religious beliefs like an ass. No shame.

I just can’t with 98% of network TV shows. The dramas aren’t gritty enough. The characters aren’t that complex (no Walter Whites or Noah/Allison affairs on ABC). They are never going to push you beyond your comfort zone like the Handmaiden’s Tale or Westworld. Everything is too sanitized - and I’m not saying you need

I have been doing visa applications for many, many Chinese professionals for almost a decade. From my experience and the population I work with, everyone has a son. It baffles me. Although one time I did a visa application for a doctor with two daughters - not all heroes wear capes.

The film industry really missed a chance at having a gay couple in that Harry Potter Grindelwald film thing (forgive me, I can’t keep track of them anymore) - was that released last year? I’m still miffed they were too cowardly to include the Albus/Grindelwald relationship even though I didn’t see the film

I’m just curious - why not do a face thread or wax? They only cost an average of $35 and you only have to go every 4 weeks or so - less after you’ve been doing it for awhile (I’m a hairy Mediterranean gal and I get my whole face and even my hairline done)  

My hypothesis without reading the judgment: If she entrusted her goods to a “merchant” who did business in “goods of that kind” (are panties art?) then legally Lutz can do this under the “merchant entrustment” rule of the UCC if the auction house had a good faith belief that the “goods” were not stolen.

Mr. Princess and I are trying to have a baby right now (yay!) but the thought of carrying a tiny just-born infant scares the shit out of me. Like I’m afraid I’ll accidentally kill it like my Chia pet.

THIS. I’ve stopped and watched a loud argument on the street between a man and a woman closely to see if the woman was in danger. I ask elderly people with walkers or canes who seem to be struggling on staircases if they need a hand. It’s basic human decency.

I have a non-baby related question. Did Kate keep her maiden name after she got married? She’s always reported as Kate Middleton. And she is rarely called by her royal title like Prince H and W and The Queen. Any Brits who can weigh in?

Cheerleaders aren’t allowed to post photos of themselves to social media that show them in lingerie (or nude, or semi-nude)...“If I post something, and I’m in a swimsuit or in a body suit, it’s seen as something sexual.

he doesn’t “look like a guy who needs hookers.”

I would be SO interested in this too. My husband works in a big law firm and I think this is how many big firms operate. He gets a monthly paycheck in bonus season with the extra money added into his normal pay - which I call his “pain and suffering compensation”

I am also very glad she is receiving treatment. I have BD 1 and a psychologist who specializes in BD perfectly summed up manic episodes for me - at a certain point you are along for the ride until your body crashes, usually by medical intervention. It’s a horrible feeling I wouldn’t wish on anyone. It takes a toll on

I am inexplicably emotionally affected by this Kardashian news. I always liked Khloe more than the other sisters (with the exception of maybe Kendall, who despite being a bit tone-deaf seems to want to carve out her own identity and work a “real” job). My adorable mother watches KUWTK and was SHOCKED when I told her

I associate the arrival of Spring when the smell of marijuana is in the air in Cambridge because all the college students go outside when winter ends...which is approximately in May. Pretty sure these Harvard and MIT kids never got arrested even when marijuana was illegal.

20% people! Even if the food sucks (not the server’s fault) and even if you didn’t like the service you received (it’s a shit job and I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey). I also tip more on breakfast and lunch if the bill is cheap because an extra $5 can make a difference (spoken from past experience).

I think she looks great! I wore Abercrombie and had those awful chunky highlights that were popular in the early 2000s in my yearbook photos (I know I was a total tool - I’ve reformed).

This is the only acceptable person Nixon should be sitting down with for an interview. Bring him to New York (or get Greg Kelly out of retirement)

Reminds me of the time I ran towards the back of the family mini-van while my dad was shutting the trunk and he accidentally dinged me and I needed a few stitches on my face. I think I was about 7 or 8 years old. No one was worried about child protective services. It might have been different if we weren’t a white,

Everything will give you cancer. Everything.