Does anyone else hear that Nixon is unqualified and think “but she’s a lawyer” and then realize a moment later that Miranda is not a real person?

It’s a social class thing. The royal families dress their boys in shorts because pants are seen as “middle class.” I just wonder what happens to George in winter. Brrr

Dude I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed. Then I got food poisoning a few days later and puked so much I ripped some of my stitches and spat out the thread (still haven’t eaten canned tuna fish since then). I took OTC Tylenol at the time, maybe some prescription Tylenol too, it was about 10 years ago. It took the…

Doctors do seem to hand opioids out like candy and I know plenty of people who avoid them like the plague for acute pain after medical procedures (myself included) because they’re scared shitless even if there’s no family history of drug addiction.

Every time I see Bono I get angry because I do visas for doctors who are so accomplished that they make me feel like a slug and one time a scientist with a special visa for people extraordinary ability was denied at an embassy because the officer said his type of visa was for “people like Bono.” Personally, I would…

Anyone who needs a gun that badly probably shouldn’t own one in the first place. Maybe Walmart can argue that it is against their religion to sell guns to people under 21. Courts seem to like that excuse.

I feel the same way. I wouldn’t want to end the SOL (although some states have exceptions for cases with physical evidence, which I think is fine), but I think there’s a very strong argument for changing the SOL laws in a lot of states.

Oh, and also did an EB-1 visa for a doctor who invented a small portable device for detecting oxygen levels in blood (this was years ago so it’s probably been updated now). At the time, it was being used by the Army in Afghanistan and Iraq. Basically, if soldiers are wounded in the field the device was small enough to…

I file EB-1 visas, but for doctors who are internationally renowned in the scientific community for their contributions to medicine. Many have MDs + PhDs (because one doctorate degree isn’t enough) + faculty appointments at Harvard Medical School, as well as awards, patents, memberships to prestigious professional…

I will take Matt Damon’s white savior over traveling with Tom Hanks any day.

The saddest thing for me is that these teenagers are probably optimistic enough, even in their grief, to think that their protests will cause a change. Nothing will change. The NRA won. Maybe in a generation or two...who knows. The best thing the media can do is minimize the coverage (not the tragedy) and try not to…

Ok, so I need to have a pity party about my Valentine’s Day. I didn’t know hubby and I were doing gifts until last Saturday. My gift was a weekend trip to do this really pretty hike I found in the White Mountains. Once we picked a date I would book the hotel and take care of all the details. (Did I mention I also work…

I love this cutie! At the same time, are there are ladies who are looking at this photo and feeling god-awful guilt? My husband and I are planning to have a baby this year. We are doing genetic testing (including Down’s) and we’re fairly certain we would abort a baby with Down Syndrome because we do not have the time…

I 100% agree with this. I just don’t understand why people get so defensive about alcohol I guess. No one seems to get as touchy about deli meats as they do about alcohol. There seems to be a much higher risk of permanent harm to the baby due alcohol than a daily cup of coffee.

When I heard “Lady Doritos” my first thought was PepsiCo was coming out with new Doritos, but they would be PINK.

Thanks for the heartfelt apology your PR agent wrote for you. Please post it on Twitter to make it extra sincere.

Sarah Sanders is such a massive fucking cunt that I think she deserves a spot on the “people I wouldn’t shed a tear over if they were assassinated” list.

I hope she didn’t try to claim the money the next day like an idiot. Rule #1 if you win the lottery is to get legal representation before you even claim the money (she probably could have saved herself this lawsuit). This is an interesting case though because it seems unfair, especially if the law isn’t printed on the…

Cue the “my so-and-so relative drank and her kid turned out fine” stories. No one knows the border between okay and not okay - it’s a risky game for something totally unnecessary. To be honest, if you can’t go without alcohol for this period of time then you might have a problem. Once the baby is born you can post on…

My work just built on-site daycare and the discounted rate is $25k/year (which is actually pretty reasonable for infant care in Boston). A single parent wouldn’t be able to afford it. That’s reason enough.