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Nut butter isn’t healthy? Milk is good for you?

Well I guess it’s time to lay off the second footman now.

There are states in which I would not was to be pregnant (such as Kansas) because I am afraid that the doctor would literally let me die on an operating table if something went wrong during childbirth if the only alternative was to remove the fetus. This proposed bill confirms my fear that some people would rather a

Deon would disagree that women are treated equally.

It’s so depressingly common. I wrote that when I was about 8 or 9 one of my mom’s friends asked me what color my underwear was and then asked me to touch myself.

Tape your bloody tampon to the mirror.

Good Sir - Don’t you know that Nattie Ice is the true beer of college and the true mark of a man’s bro-ness? Its beer-flavored swill hath filled many a flip cups.

I have the t-shirt too! Maybe I’ll wear it under a blouse like Superman and then rip my shirt off when the SJC rules for same-sex marriage (because I refuse to believe that they will vote against it).

It’s time to take the gloves off. Show ‘em who’s the boss RBG!

Things someone would see me do with a two-way mirror in my bathroom:

Never ever ever ever complain about your job on social media. Ever. Even if you have every privacy setting. Just don’t do it.

Is the good fortune getting a final “raise” from the dead?

I thought that was a bittersweet moment. She loved her life so much that she would go back and do it all again. Not everyone can say that.

Look, Mom! I found a flavored balloon!

Well you can never say that like James gets too emotionally invested in her “work” to do a good job....wait a minute...

Umm...he does get that the hymen isn’t like an actual “barrier” in the vagina, right? Like, a dude can’t feel it “break.” A lot of girls have probably broken theirs unknowingly while playing sports or something. And the whole “blood as proof” thing is seriously misguided. NO ONE can tell if you are a virgin or not by

I have a few defining moments. I was walking in the mall with my step-dad and little brothers and some dude (at least in his twenties, maybe thirties) walked past me and yelled some sort of cat call. I was about 12-13 at the time. I still remember the look of absolute murder my step-dad gave that man.

I’ve been using Aascis Gel-Kayano for years. Never changing. They’ve carried me through marathons and thousands of miles over the years. I highly recommend them if you mainly run on paved road and don’t have specific issues that need to be addressed with an expert (over-pronation, etc.). They have so many colors from

I feel like I’m one of the few people that download all their music from iTunes. I probably spend about $10-$20 a month, which really isn’t a lot and just makes my life so much easier than trying to finagle a way to get free music. Also, I like having all the album artwork on iTunes, for some strange reason.