“Go read a book.” Here are the books I read in the past couple of months that are infinity times infinity better than Dianetics: All The Light We Cannot See, On Immunity: An Inoculation, The Corpse Exhibition: And Other Stories of Iraq, and The Gift of Imperfection.

So, we have this sack of shit, that sack of shit who shot an arrow through a cat, the sacks of shit assaulting women on public transportation, it’s 40 degrees and raining in Boston and I am at work on a state holiday. Thanks, Monday, you’re the best.

So, I live in Boston and run on the Esplanade along the Charles River before I go to work in the mornings, and every year I see “The Kenyans,” as I like to refer to them, running in a pack with matching tracksuits in what I am assuming is their”easy run” because it’s several days before the race. Their “easy run” is…

You’re right. They have absolutely zero recourse under contract law even if they did not have that disclaimer.

So, uhhhh...what happens when the robot is done, you know?

Etsy needs to get on this stat!

OMG!!! I am so jealous of you. I am in law school right now. I would definitely burst into tears if I ever saw her, let alone met her in person.

Who says you need to be dead to be on a dollar bill?

Bow down, bitches. Also, this photo makes me want to wear gloves.

I’m the xylophone in the principal’s office. I’m not even interesting enough to be human in Grease.

Well, I’m done for the day now after reading the Sea World article and now this.

I want to do this just so I can feel like I'm in Downton Abbey.

This is a very well-written, interesting article. I wish Jez posted more articles like this.

So it’s basically like Taxicab Confessions?

Whole Foods actually has the cheapest hummus I’ve seen. Get thyself there!

Last month I paid $121 for dry cleaning on about 13 articles of clothing. It was so expensive that when I saw it on my bank statement I thought it was a fraudulent charge and filed a claim with my bank (it didn’t say “dry cleaners” or anything so I had no idea where the charge came from). The I had to deal with the…

This book was soo good.

Logan Airport in Boston. Looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 1970’s, customs is a bitch, no edible food to get on the go, and there are like 5 terminals and good luck with the bus service to the one you need. It’s a hot mess. And Boston spent billions of dollars to reduce traffic to the airport with their “Big…

This is the only phone case I would be down with:

For your birthday, a dog feeding a baby goat. :)