I’m not a Pete Davidson fan, but I think it's pretty messed up to call someone who lost their dad at a young age on 9/11 "lucky in life."

“No one has been luckier in life than Pete Davidson”

With all due respect, this website’s decline is like watching a beloved building become a crumbling, decrepit space with no furniture and more than a few tumble weeds.

what’s been going on at jezebel

Well, shit. Is that the last of the early 2010s Jezebel set of writers gone now? 

Also good luck ever seeing anti-China film come out of Hollywood. The American film industry will never challenge China with pro-democracy or human rights films. Just look at John Cena’s pathetic apologizing to China or the sudden disappearance of Tibet, an important country in the Dr. Strange origin story that is…

But what should not be lost in the American media discourse is Peng Shuai, the human being, not merely the star athlete, who has to contend with half the world dissecting her every move.

I know we’re taking the middle path here but it’s clear what happened: She accused someone very powerful of sexual assault and she has been detained until she retracted the accusation.

Now obviously I know infinitely less about fashion than Billy Porter, being that I wear a hoodie and jeans 360 days a year, but cutting the armpits out of my suit jackets doesn’t seem like it’s it?

Here, humor makes its way into the proceedings via a comic-relief character played, with some zeal, by Dan Lippert. With his aww-shucks grin, “That’s what she said” quips, and genuine appreciation for tear-away pants, he’s a beacon of good humor in an otherwise run-of-the-mill horror movie.

This story has the cadence of a joke but it’s 100% true:

Congratulations to Colin Jost! Now that there are no more mountains left to climb at Weekend Update, Jost can retire in triumph. Soon. Please. For the love of God.

He also broke Colin Quinn’s Weekend Update sucking record.

Plowing earth and planting seed? What kind of devil’s work is this?

Yeah, I’m definitely erring on the side of “for fuck’s sake, stop making stuff that will save countless lives out to be creepy just for the sake of making every article snarky.” My father needed a heart transplant last year - but because they couldn’t get one in time, he had an LVAD implanted instead, and that…

The man took two sticks and turned them into fire! Creepy, no?

donor pig had previously been genetically modified so that its kidney would essentially fool its mammalian cousin’s body into accepting it. Creepy, no?

What a stupid article. 

Even through a screen, or through text in an interview, Raffi has massive charisma. He is known as someone who cares. It comes through in everything he does.

“He never would have stuck to that prepubescent conviction if the parenting and upbringing (both before and after the incident) had been all that peachy”