I truly believe the future will largely be gender binary, and we won’t have the enormous pressure to adhere to societal gender standards.

it’s none of your business what gender I identify as

In the 90s, we used to wear sweatshirts and turtlenecks out to college bars.

I always hated when my ex used to say “we are having a baby” to anyone who was pointing my belly whenever I was pregnant.

“Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have not yet given birth to their kid[...]”

What the fuck are you talking about you inbred rube?

I love this, but I really dislike the Lego Friends line. Aside from the fact that there should NOT be “girl” lego (which implies that all other lego are for boys), it upsets me greatly that the Lego friends don’t look like lego people.

The only Nev Schulman show I will watch is one where he travels around going from elevator to elevator protecting us all.

Take that shit to the Fox News comments dude. You’re a horrible person

Yes.

No. She doesn’t need any money. Unlike many others she actually wrote much of her catalog. I think her estimated worth is close to half a BILLION $. She’s just eccentric

Fox News will no longer be broadcast in the U.K.!

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Like old Toohotformilk there, I’ve also lived through plenty of hurricanes. When you’ve been through enough, you stop worrying about them and you don’t prepare like it’s your first time - you get some water and plywood the windows and hunker down. My dad, who’s in his 70's and has ridden out every hurricane that’s…

Honestly, there was so much shit at the theaters and I’m poor so it wasn’t worth it to me. I have no interest in Transformers or anything with Johnny Depp. And Cara Delevigne is pretty but she was the worst part of Suicide Squad so I’m not sure why she’s getting acting gigs.

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

you are a shit person and if there is any good in this world you don’t hold an ounce of authority over anyone or anything

He anchors the evening news on weekends, and is ABC’s go to guy during the week. He has this perpetual smug bastard smirk that compels me to change the channel every time I see his douche face. Nice to know that my vague hate for him is justified.

Yup, wouldn’t want people you know, trying to FUCKING SURVIVE during a national disaster.