Only you will have to do that, because clearly it’s what you want to experience. Everyone else will be fine.

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I went to the same high school as his son and he and my parents are friends... spent some time with him, extremely upstanding guy with nothing but integrity and class. Also took my late grandmother on a “date” to the St. Louis Symphony. 

He does consider his cameo in “Pootie Tang” to be one of his worst decisions...…

Not to mention (because somehow they only touch on it briefly) he's literally been self-funding the most politically effective and widespread organizing efforts on Climate Change. 

You joke, but how amazing would that be?!

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

Outraged? By the ages of fictional characters from a 1960s cartoon? Are you freaking kidding me? You’re kidding me, right? You may not have noticed during your copious research into a 50+ year-old cartoon, but we’re actually living in a dystopian present. Maybe write something about that.

I never played any of the Darksiders games, but I was always interested (due to the Zelda series comparison). Been reading about Darksiders 3 abysmal reviews and I’ve been wondering, if the game is actually bad, or is it because of the gamer trend that I’ve been seeing these past few years?

That Marvel/Fox burn was Savage.

I swear, if they keep Ike Perlmutter at Disney/Marvel Entertainment but still defend their decision to let James Gunn go because of an old and questionable Twitter post/joke then the company higher ups have skewed priorities.

And I’m sure Disney will hesitate to fire him, unlike James Gunn.

IRP, Mr. Lee. He’s rap battling Jim Henson in the afterlife now. 

Honestly, MLB really should try to add a third team in NY or another into LA or an AL team into Philly or a NL team into Boston. All of those markets could easily absorb another team. It won’t happen b/c of the politics but new teams in those locations would probably do better than a team in Portland.

Why wouldn’t they buy the best casual computer on the market?

Maybe The Simpsons should just play it safe and get rid of ALL their characters who are stereotypes, regardless if they actually have development or not.

Really striking while the iron is hot with that Johnny English sequel, eh? I’m sure that Kazaam sequel is just around the corner.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

If we start seeing similar announcements about other Marvel Netflix shows, perhaps it’s an indicator that Disney is cleaning house, removing any Marvel series from competing streaming services.

I think it’s that his observations are so basic and shallow.