Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

This sketch artist is unreal

cats?

I read your entire conversation and it felt like watching a movie conversation between snowboarding bros.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

I’d be nervous about the youts they gave up.

Don't you mean bonkres?

That soup recipe story reminds me of the time I found a soup chef’s recipe in this armoire I got. He was such a strict man, very particular about his soup and customers...

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.

Second hand WRX wagon with a digital gram scale under the seat. Previous owner must have been a chef or something.

Option #2: Don’t go on a cruise. They’re all terrible and trap you indoors with the worst humans on earth and then you get 2 hours where they dump you and the rest of your scum-of-the-earth boatmates into some tourist trap where everything is expensive and anyone there who’s a local hates you for ruining that area for…

Canada: putting the second “U” in humourless since 1867.

Porn.

That’s badass.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang by the conference room door. The increasingly loud discussions stopped immediately, as all heads turned to see a lone, dusty man, dressed in a worn and tattered Kings warmup outfit.

“I heard tell y’all are having problems here,” the man said, after slowly looking each of the warring…

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…