My post wasn't completely inaccurate. Years ago European women often didn't shave. We're talking about the 1970's here.

Oh, shit. I am old.

Several years ago it was mostly women in America who shaved armpit hair. I don't know if that's changed.

I just hate the way it looks.

Maybe, but I still think it's mostly: omg MY PARENTS HAD SEX IN A POOL??

You can also use a diaphragm to catch the blood.

I don't know. If I were a teenager I think that scenario might really skeeve me out. Kids don't have the greatest sense of perspective about anything anyway, and culture's incest taboo virtually guarantees that they won't be able to calmly deal with something like this.

Well, yes, everyone knows it happens. That doesn't mean they want to think about it.

Damn. I've had anaphylactic reactions from several things but luckily chlorine hasn't been one of them.

Wait, what? Anaphylactic shock? From what, the chlorine?

Douse everything with bleach.

I can't imagine chlorine is that much fun for the penis either. Yipe.

WTF, a dead lizard? At least urine is sterile.

Probably they thought you were occupied and wouldn't be interrupting them.

No, it's that they are his parents. Nobody wants to think about their parents having sex.

Funny joke.

The grace of God?

More reasons I wish he would just STFU.

Dude, that basically sums up the 70s. They said it all the damn time. I was there.

Me too, though what else is he going to say on television?