If you had tried to invate our planet 5000 years ago and a few of you rebelled and halted that plan, but had not decided to hang out here to stop any further attempts…dayenu.

THE BITS!

It's our only weakness.

Well, a womb anyway. Not necessarily the external, fun-inspiring junk. I mean, they do exhibit secondary sexual characteristics, so who knows what exactly is under those form-fitting gauzy outfits that they oh god brain please stop.

My first thought was "Apogee" by Jethro Tull, but I'm probably the only person whose mind went there. Including Ian Anderson.

Yes.

Comment/user name synergy…

Darts are involved in a different kind of porn entirely.

Un Faire le Chien Andalou

Trust me, if you didn't see any actual sex, you were watching the wrong version.

Is that before or after you've…y'know…

Each hour had exactly 45.5 Pinks.

Rereads comment, faints dead away

Aw, forget it.

I can't believe I made it through this entire article AND comment section without seeing a single "forgot about Dre" joke.

More likely everyone around him dying from having to breathe his acute halitosis.

"all the time" being shorthand for "only some of the time," I guess.

Sort of like sarcasm.

Thanks, Hanks.

Even when MTV gets it right, MTV gets it wrong.