prestidigititis--disqus
Prestidigititis
prestidigititis--disqus

You gotta see the neck's inside.

Are there any actual cable installers out there named Lawrence who feel as if this hick comic somehow fucked up their lives a bit?

See every installation, every repair order, every wiring inspection as a woman, then endeavor to get her done.

Not since ascots went out of style.

At first I thought it might be a movie about Neil Cicierega.

Jeff Cableworthy and Larry the Fox Guy: Let's Do Some Huntin' and Then Binge-Watch "House of Cards"

What possessed you to try to eat your hands in the first place?

So xHamster will just add THAT search term to the pop-up.

Most decent porn aggregation sites provide this feature SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD.

Neither is his dick.

Jesus wept (then used those tears for…y'know).

I'm thinking that's a lot more complicated for most North Carolina porn perusers than it is to just tweak the ol' internal sensitivities.

US Senators.

As nature abhors a vacuum, North Carolinians will adapt to imagine all the thousands of their neighbors desperately seeking gay and trans porn, only to be stymied, turgid organs in hand, while they are lectured to by their internet porn source. The resulting imagined humiliation will bring about an enormous orgasm.

Is this the modern equivalent of reading Playboy for the "articles"?

Further proof that kids will always prefer Sunny D to the purple stuff.

Tongues can't melt steel beams.