I was going to come in here and make a stink about no Charlie Blackmon, until I saw that it is “Chuck Nazty” with a damn Z. Chuck Nasty would have been fine.

They seem to just punish when and what they feel like with no rhyme or reason.

I would argue that not everything has to be emotionally satisfying in the show. There are enough emotionally fulfilling moments in the show that some plot points can be logically satisfying and not blow everything up. Jon and Tyrion’s positions are logical (in a sense of the world’s logic) for many of the reasons…

Nice of you guys to mention the NL West as being California and Arizona without ever mentioning Colorado.

The war was about states rights... to own fucking slaves. Anyone who tries to trot out that narrative that it wasn’t about slavery is either just kidding themselves or trying to do the very thing you’re accusing the author of. Contributing to a harmful narrative. What other right do you honestly believe the states we…

This exactly. It’s like pregnant women. Unless explicitly stated, never assume. If someone wants a picture of your dong, they will say “I want a picture of your dong.” 

Define mountain.

I just bought a Switch today, but it doesn’t get here until the 26th. I also have plans to propose the following weekend. Can I use the two events to totally ignore my girlfriend the entire week playing my Switch assuming any ill will should be wiped out by the proposal?

What the hell happened to the grape dude in the second to last clip?

I think this falls in line with so many other reporters who pretty much have their article written already. They ask asinine, leading questions, that only have one answer so they can get the quote that fits their pre-written article.

Should have handed it over to Hank Williams III. Anyway to associate MNF with Assjack is a win in my book.

Dinger is ranked way too high. I was like 9 years-old when the Rockies unveiled Dinger, should have been right up my alley. All I could think is what the hell does a purple dinosaur have to do with baseball? At least make it a Stegosaurus, the Colorado state dinosaur.

Looks like it is just a little NICE(er) than that.

Pre-order it on Amazon Prime (if you have it). They don’t charge you until the game ships, but you’ll still be able to play the beta.

And that very sentence is why I am single.

I’m totally okay with that. I played the hell out of the first Destiny, with most of my only complaints about quality of life stuff. Gameplay/visuals don’t need to be different for this to be a better game that I want to play.

On the other hand, I would be way more likely to ride on a streetcar if it had a cowcatcher on the front. I’ll pay a buck-fifty to have to chance to see someone’s Elantra blasted off the curb.

I think I would be confused even if I didn’t think Trump was a steaming pile of shit. You’re getting hyped because you think your lacrosse game is going to help improve America?

I saw someone just last week with a “Re2pect” tattoo. When home and did a quick image search on “Re2spect tattoo” assuming I would find this one person. I was disappointed in the amount of results.

Nothing is wrong with New Belgium in general, but Fat Tire is not a good beer.