That’s an odd thing to be “fairly sure” about, unless you have some knowledge of how Daily Show tweets are composed as opposed to pure supposition.

Don’t forget about John Oliver, he is been on a roll lately.

I don’t think they have an entire writer’s room working on one social media account.

That detail about her husband being 79 also struck me - I imagine they both want to enjoy the remaining years of their marriage together in peace.

You know, at 72, I probably wouldn’t want to spend the last several years of my life fighting against a rapist that I would much rather forget. I respect her decision.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

If they had made it with all black women Ghostbusters, the trolls might have just spontaneously exploded and spared us the vile shit that’s been brewing since this movie was first announced.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Well, holy fuck.

Tell me about it. My toddler has no respect for anything. NO! RESPECT!

Green Berets are given more latitude than the rank and file Marine. You can own personal weapons with certain stipulations.

He should be court martialed for making terroristic threats. This is completely unbelievable.

I hope they throw the book at him. It’s a very, very big book. A dishonorable discharge is no joke.

Sure. Except they’re not tasked with defending the American people. This guy is supposed to be defending Americans. Not threatening to kill them. What exactly is wrong with you?

This was an attack in America, against Americans. He is in the goddamn US military. The fact that he thought it was ok to say this simply boggles the mind. He needs to be thrown so far the fuck out of the marine corps that he needs supplemental oxygen to return to earth.

My grandpa/adoptive father was a badass green beret - their division is quite special IMO. He was not perfect by far but definitely wouldn’t have supported some shit like this. He retired a Full Bird Colonel and voted as progressively as humanly possible. He’s dead now, but he’s proof that #notalltroops but shit like…

Please don’t. First and foremost, you can’t take your weapon or any sort of ordinance off base. If they find out they used their primary weapon to kill someone, they’ll be executed for treason (hate crimes qualify for terrorism nowadays, methinks, as a provision of terrorism).

According to my friends at Pendleton, the full weight and displeasure of the United States Marine Corps is about to brought to bear on these fucktards.

I’m sure they will, he’s in uniform. . . They will throw the book at him