I enjoy that most of those pictures are likely of the animal not being fierce, but yawning. (Except for the hippo. Bloody hell.)

"Pretty lifts spirits. Beauty makes the soar." Or is that "sore". Heh.

Totally read that as: What will the first humans on Mars eat? One scientist is the answer.

Oh my god, tears are running down my face. That is just...just...there are no words.

Yes, these things are awesome.

Yeah, but will it last through half a pack of cigarettes, six shooters and a blowjob?

Well, that review really makes me want to see this movie now, but I'm still not sure I could sit through scenes of ape abuse, even if they are CGI apes. Also, given that there seems to be a strong animal welfare streak here I hope they didn't use any real apes at all, in any scenes.

Haaayyy, I live in Manitoba and I objec....well, actually, you're not wrong.

As an Emma I sincerely hope that Ryan Gosling goes through all of them until he gets to me.

Yeah, the sentence itself is fine. What's nuts is actually walking around with an old handheld phone receiver plugged into your iPhone.

I've been enjoying this show more and more without knowing if it's a mini-series that will come to a conclusion next week or if it's an ongoing series that will have a cliff-hanger next week. So, is it a mini or an ongoing series?

Well, if that were true, then maybe I'd be weirded out, but the likelihood that any of that actually happened seems pretty slim. I'll put Jonah Hill's weight loss and new clothes down to a personal decision and disposable income, rather than random Brad Pitt nicknames and a shopping sprees.

He seems like a nice looking gentleman.

Shutter Island with a dash of The Others.

I told my boss "Soulja Boy says hey." He looked at me blankly.

Ha. She's looking pretty luscious there. I'm sure you are too, even if it doesn't feel that way at the moment.

He seems like a reasonably intelligent guy and he's very charming.

Also, no one ever uses a mouse and applications/programs load in a nanosecond.

What I don't get about most of these stories is that the women always seem to have these super fast labours and give birth in cars, or bathrooms or at the super market or whatever. Everyone I know who's had a baby has been in labour for hours; enough hours to get to a hospital and be diagnosed as pregnant (if they…

Absolutely no idea who this Brian Wilson guy is (although evidently he's a different Brian Wilson that the Beach Boys guy). Does he always dress like that or did he lose a bet?