Bono

Ahhh, this is the best comment I’ve seen all day. Thank you, large killer mammal.

MASSIVE POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT

Yes and yes.

And can I get a follow to get out of the treys?

When the fuck will some other state move up their primary so that Iowa stops being the center of the political tornado?

Sounds like she has an explosive temper.

AHHHH! It’s as the Christians predicted - gay marriage is turning our eligible hetero bachelors gay! Repeal, Repeal! Repent, Repent! Repress, Repress! Rewind? (I ran out of re-words)

What if she claimed his voice sounded “black”? Wouldn’t that get the cops/ DA’s off their butts?

Anyone else see the latest episode of Bachelorette? When he called Kaitlin “Sweet Girl” I swear to fucking god it sounded like a predator talking to the body of the victim he had just throttling. Dude has zero empathy or emotions- he creeps me right the fuck out.

Couldn’t she file charges against “John Doe”? I thought I rembered NYC doing this with a ton of sexual assault cold cases with unmatched (or unprocessed) rape kits- to basically prolong the statutes of limitations.

Should include John Crawford - this is just about the worst one I've seen, and yet it's gotten almost no press, I guess because rural Ohio?

Now all I have to do is catalogue every movie, tv show, and book I have not yet consumed... But might.

The Hunt for Red October should have a small, hopeful circle in Montana.

Sadly no :-( they rejected me. Before I even applied!

Also: picture of Patrick Taylor:

Unlicensed attorney here. Also unlicensed doctor. Also, I do psychic readings. Call me!

Have protests ever worked in China? I’m thinking no, but open to being pleasantly surprised.

You sir, are a very literal person, and I imagine life must present you with challenges on a daily basis.