Fine.

I’m not so sure it’s a little Hulkster that’s got your back.......

Real identity: Biff Biffington III

Stinkin’ Kinja.

At least she didn’t say, “Bless your heart!”

Lemme tell ya something, Denton! My mouth was completely closed when I typed that comment, brother! I only open my mouth to say my prayers, and take my vitamins. I mean, “vitamins”.

Lemme tell ya something, Denton! My mouth was completely closed when I typed that comment, brother! I only open my mouth to say my prayers, and take my vitamins. I mean, “vitamins”.

You showed a pretty decent workrate in that thread but, quite frankly, your moveset could use an update.

No list of Oscars is complete without this guy:

We all know that Vince would give one (or both) of what’s left of his Grapefruits to have Trump as Special Guest Referee for the Shane-o vs ‘Taker match.

I must say, that’s quite the exhibition you’re putting on, here. Your invective is fairly flashy, if somewhat over-reliant on references to body parts and quasi-homoerotic imagery. However, what it lacks is Emotional Content.

I can’t believe you actually fell for that. You’re making it way too easy!

Connor McDavid would beat the mortal shit out of Conor McGregor.

I doubt if that will happen. Primarily, because Manziel is a gawdawful NFL QB.

Your “model citizens” list should also include DeBartolo, who has long been rumored to have extensive ties to organized crime.

I would not be surprised if the attorney who is hired to coordinate legal matters for Billy Football audibles to the Affluenza Defense.

So, Burkhardt signs Manziel as a client without knowing who he is?

The DMRG is helpful in deciphering anything having to do with The River by Bruce Springsteen.

Dragon here. This is hilarious! Typical Monkey shenanigans, all Mischief, and shit. And, yeah —- that is a pretty sweet shirt.

In the lead-up to SB III, and his matchup against Broadway Joe Namath Detroit media referred to Earl (a Michigan native, MSU grad and former Lions QB) as “Grand River Earl Morrall”.