Whoo. I’m still alive.
Katie, are they CBD gummy bears? Don’t lie...
Esther, what took you so long?
“If I had not been elected to President of the United States, we would, right now, be in a major war with North Korea.”
In the past 10 minutes, we went from childhood cancer to abortion to the military. Where will we go next?
He also knows the word “tariffs.”
Now we’re on to the Wall. “I will get it built,” he says. Sure, okay.
I get a chill down my spine when Donald Trump says “sex crimes.”
Trump’s really playing all the classic racist hits for this speech.
“America is again winning, each and every day.”
DEMOCRATS SIT DOWN
he already got a standing ovation... 30 seconds in...
Update: the tie is still fucked up
I never realized how tiny Brett Kavanaugh’s teeth were. Why are they like that????