The second is also great in a different way so you won’t be bored. The third I have not seen because grizzly Pacino bothers me and so many Godfather lovers hate it. When Im shitfaced, maybe, I’ll give it a try if it’s in reach.

Yes let’s all over-correct with understatement

Holy crap that shot of his shaking hand...

I couldn’t find the Larry David one. Maybe it’s there but they’re grouped into collections now instead of in order of release which is kinda weird.. So now I assume if one is missing maybe others are too.

Just wait until some evidence proves that using the internet fucks up your brain and makes you a less empathetic person. Every single post will garner some shit, you can be sure of that— especially the posts about the posts about the posts! Or how about all the stupid young people who think diving without active…

My brother still hasn’t seen Godfather. At a certain point you come up with all these reasonable explanations why you don’t need to see it, and they make you come off as very confident that you’re not missing anything... But I know they’re all bullshit because I’ve seen those movies and they’re fucking awesome. Lucky…

Audi’s great. But the love it gets reminds me of the damn iPhone.

They could’ve flipped it and had a strong republic hunting down a dwindling remnant of the Empire. And besides it being about whether or not the republic is turning into the Empire, it would also be about the shit show that is hunting down tiny extremist groups. But thats too much political commentary for Disney, so..

Yeah, blue is great! In fact, it’s almost as good as red and yellow. Greens pretty sweet too

Wow I can’t believe the Browns had been more recently....well not to worry, it will be the case soon enuff

Can you imagine if they had bit the PR bullet and kept Arians?

I’ve been Craigslisting manual trans convertibles. And uh there isn’t much in the OC

So many carcinogens in one box..

Don’t you just hate having to clarify points like this made by nitpickers? An article isn’t a legal document dontcha know

Yeah but in Initial D the FWD Civic guy lost. And we never saw another fwd competitor again! Therefore fwd is bunk and you need an 80s rwd with a racing engine if you’re ever going to do shit on the road ya know?

It would’ve been nice to see the Subaru on all seasons

That Yamamoto was a real jerk...

Thar be whales in this wessel, captain!

Now, Patrick it looks like you clearly enjoyed this thing. Did anyone else on the staff have a wildly different opinion or is this truly a consensus Jalopnik “noice choice”?

One time during batting practice I swung funny at a ball and my lead shoulder subluxed on the follow-through. My arm immediately went dead and it’s still ‘loose,’ as my physical therapist said, 15 years later. That’s what I thought of when I saw the replay...hopefully with real medical trainers around him (unlike at…