It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

More like:

Look at the coastline of Holland. Now look at the coastline of Florida. Do you notice any difference? Do you notice hurricanes hitting Amsterdam? 

Even the Dutch are talking about managed retreat, and acknowledging their dykes are not going to cut it.

Next year he is going to be living in Russia anyway.

The land under Miami is a sponge. Unlike the situation the Dutch are in, the water will come from beneath. It’s all limestone and it’s all porous. Put up all the sea walls you want and all the pumps you want. The faster the water goes out, the faster the limestone beneath is eroded and the faster the water comes right…

Except you can’t build a seawall to protect Miami.

If you can convince Trump that the southern white house will be underwater next year, the federal funds will pour in.

So Miami will become a gigantic Waterworld stunt show?

Another Florida might sink story? Bring on the bunny.

Just want to give props for using “obliterate” instead of the more common “decimate”. I know the “d” word has gained meaning over time, but “obliterate” is a much more forceful word for a much more agonizing series of events.

Just like the Amazon fires, burn it down, get rid of the natives and have lot’s of commercially available land. 

from what I gather about their government it’s basically a feature not a bug for them

and doesn’t include insects, frogs, or bats

It’s both you dingus 

On the postive side, it frees up more land to extract coal from

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

Absolutely.

Fail. The title should read “Pedo Guy hits traffic pylon...”

I’m a fan of Mando, but...