I want to know what contract with Satan FAU signed when they brought on Kiffin. This is disgusting.

Weirdest dirty-talk of the year so far.

• What condiments do you always have on hand, no matter what? Hoisin Sauce is a great bailout.

Phoenix Rising is one of the most generic, yet appealing, names I’ve heard for a sports team.

Eh, I think Jordan has a point, but I’d rather take LeBron, who does LITERALLY everything on the floor, rather than Kobe, who has more of a killer instinct but less tools at his disposal.

Brian McCann must be losing his damn mind right now. Do the unwritten rules of baseball apply to mascots?

Drew,

Nah. Usually we’d go to Casa Mia’s on Taylor Avenue. It’s close to our favorite gas station (Excel) and their pizza’s are pretty good.

I need to go back and go grab some Big Bad Wolf BBQ. Their Eastern Shore Chicken is bananas.

I feel like Bob from Parkville would be like “HE DISRESPECTED THE FLAG, I HOPE HE DIES.” Of course, Bob will put that on his facebook feed next to a photo of his Trump sign still out on the front lawn and his thoughts about “other people.”

Professionalism-ism?

For the O’s fan, the challenge is not to understand, it is to accept the absurdity.

I’m ashamed to say I know exactly who will be losing their minds if Kaep signs. We should just sign him to see Mike from Catonsville lose his dang mind.

Talk about thunderbolts and lightning.

Hey, if I played for Sunderland, I’d probably get sloshed too.

As a Swans fan, Bradley was treated like crap by management and he did himself no favors. With that said, I wish his tenure had worked out- a lot of what he did with the USMNT seems to have lasted through Klinsmann’s and into Arena’s tenures, so one could only imagine how his setup would have worked with Swansea, who…

Drew, you missed a really good pizza topping that everyone misapplies: anchovies. Put them on raw AFTER the pizza finishes cooking.

Obviously, seeing the hardest-hitting kicker in college football is cool, but I hope he can complete his treatment before coming back rather than rushing back too quickly to potentially relapse.

Second from the right looks like the cult, female version of Mr. Rogers.

I read this in Lumiere’s voice.