Pontiac Vibe, Toyota Matrix, Scion/Toyta iM, or the Scion xD all should be on this list.

I actually think the Maverick is on to something considering the bloat that is formerly-compact trucks. I wish Toyota/Scion had had the guts to develop a pickup from the xB for the US. Not everyone needs a truck, but mini trucks mean you get a small car without having to smell the cargo.

Fully expected it to be an Altima. Instead it was the car you roll your negative equity from that Altima into when the Altima gets too banged up to continue being useful.

Just put the seats in the bed, it’s not like it ever sees use.

And the Ford SportTrac prior to that.

I live next to a park with a pool. My summer is filled with “Greensleeves” played by a junkie, rundown van. You’d think selling frozen desserts for $5-$8 a piece would give you a solid maintenance budget for your G20, but alas it apparently does not.

Would make sense, I think Ford and BMW both use Valeo for keys and keyless entry systems.

Turbo Brick Wagons. The 850R, V70R, V60 PHEV they’re literally everything you want in practicality and performance.

Weird to not see Volvos on the list considering... Have they just not been tested yet or was there something the IIHS took exception to?

“After investigation, no casualties were found.“

This is not the same as “There were no causalities.”

Sure, but do you race?

It’s a corolla hatch, I don’t know if I would use ‘Crossover’ to describe it.

I’ve always loved the “You don’t have enough talent to call out others’ lack of talent” concept. It’s just not based in reality. Fact is I don’t have to be a wolrd-class anything to tell someone else isn’t world-class. I can look at the results, or use my eyeballs and see that a performer is just not up to snuff.

My fiancé had just paid off her manual-equipped Saturn Vue when a month later and also 3 weeks before our wedding, a trailer came off a pickup on a back road and totaled her Saturn and thankfully not her.

Because employee pay can’t compete with real estate investment firms driving prices through the roof while demand far outstrips demand? So despite the jobs remaining in population centers, these are also the most lucrative locations for landlords and REIFs meaning it’s also the hardest place for income earners to buy.…

TBF, the Wagoneer was deliberately softer and more car like with the intention of being a better road-going SUV/Wagon. Depending on the year, some were quite low for a full-sized SUV making them even more wagon-like.

Maybe grab a picture of the Lincoln that wasn’t a completely shit paint blend after the incident with the door and the yellow pole at the bank?

How do they round a square?

Please don’t make me explain hyperbole.

I’m starting to feel like his brain is mush and these are his coherent thoughts.