Counterpoint: I love Miranda but I would love more a solid moratorium on anybody in the entertainment business entering politics

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

*otters lol!

Jezebel is a website written by 25 year olds talking about 17 year olds to an audience for 35 year olds. That’s the depressing thing.

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

You know he did this because Macron made a public comment about the handshake from thier earlier visit, about how it “wasn’t innocent” and he didn’t let Trump yank him around. After that, Trump needed to double down and use every opportunity to show he is the biggest, best boy at the alpha handshake game with Macron.

Nailed it. Macron was briefed on this and was able to play Trump like a dimestore kazoo.

Roughly 30% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. It’s actually closer to 50%, but a lot of those are before the woman even knows she’s pregnant.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

No chance Christie dodges both. Say what you will about Bush, but he was surprisingly agile there. And the smile was great.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

Does fucking Ayn Rand’s corpse count as cheating on his wife?

There was a time many many years ago when I enjoyed her writing; now she’s a cretinous hack and the sooner she retires from her self-gratulatory shock-jocking gig at the NYT, the better.

Why not just eliminate the middle-man and let Donnie Jr. and Eric just hunt poors?

The Aquazzura shoes are so much more elegant. The Trump ones look crude and low quality. I mean, that’s what I would expect, but it’s glaringly obvious with the side by side comparison.

“I like toddlers who don’t get strangled, okay?”

I don’t think he lied. He has the tapes, they just don’t say what he wants them to say.