I think you summed up my feelings on this perfectly.

my partner and I just spent a solid week in Paris and holy shitburgers getting a cafe au lait and fresh croissant every day for breakfast (no matter where, be it upscale or touristy) was pure pure pure heaven

Goddamnit if your baby comes out at 4 pounds or under you need to take that baby to the hospital you dumb shits

Understanding and interpreting statistics is an incredibly important and useful skill. Thank you for at least trying to teach them about that.

Actually it’s the restaurant spinoff of Logan’s Run where any diner above the age of 30 is killed.

This is exactly what I was thinking - the kids will think, “Ariana Grande posted a picture of MEEEEE!!”

You know, I think those kids will be thrilled that they are featured on her feed. I admire her for getting this show together in 2 weeks. She has stayed out of the press for the most part, it’s not about her ordeal, but about the kids’. Good on her.

and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

I came here and didn’t see color.

SMDH

As someone who is eligible for forgiveness in 2 weeks I’m just trying to beat the clock.

In before the debate even gets started.

I heard they let trump behead a waiter after his chocolate cake.

I am terrified. I have 70k in student loans from my graduate degree and am currently a year into repaying them under PSLF. I work in research at a public university. I went to grad school and felt comfortable taking out student loans BECAUSE OF THIS PROGRAM. You know what, fuck that, I am not terrified - I am LIVID.

The crazy part to me is that Courtney looks like she’s going to outlive them all.

America doesn’t deserve a sweetheart right now.

I have found some truly great things in Uniqlo and I really wish my current city would hurry up and get one

Not sure who she is writing for, but can tell you who will buy this book. Its middle class-wealthy, Conservative, college-educated, Christian women. They are hair stylists, event planners, stay at home moms, interior decorators, and women involved in those weird FB pyramid schemes for candles and supplements. Most are…

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.