“A public act of extreme self-loathing” sums up just about every single one of this guy’s articles. And, of course, me for reading them.

“...we have to admit that the idea of President Kyle MacLachlan would be at least mildly interesting. (Not really, because it would be fucking stupid, but this is the premise we’re going with for this story so let’s just stick with it.)

Pity it wasn’t an RV haunted by meth cooks. 

Sy Ableman. He’s a serious man.

Would that it were so simple.

I didn’t.  Still some leftover contempt from his time as Chuck McGill.

Celery is delicious. It has a unique, subtle flavor, it is great both raw and cooked, and even it’s seeds and leaves have uses. Shame on you for dissing celery.

Jason and the “mythical” penguin was mine...although Jason usually does make me laugh the most.

No mention of Blake the penguin in a Jaguar jersey?? Also KB’s stone cold reaction to that lizard climbing all over her was amazing.

For whatever reason, Chidi’s “WHY?!?!” being pushed into the water was my biggest laugh.

Dear Netflix, now that you’ve finally placed the diseased kidney stone that is this show, can you please develop something for Robin Wright to star in and maybe even direct? After what she did for the crew and cast of this show, I feel like she deserves something worth her talent.

Now all I want is a bearded lumberjack Claire Underwood.

I like Vox’s theory that the original ending to the series was Frank attempting to kill Claire, and Doug killing him to protect his legacy. Then they cannibalized that plotline and stuck it between seasons. It would also be in line with the plot of the British House of Cards, which had Francis’s wife plan his…

I have never taken it seriously, but I did enjoy the first few seasons. The key was to watch it as Frank’s descent into madness. Just looking off to the side and talking to nobody while everyone around him shared concerned looks, wondering how long this could last.

This show has always been awful 

Well I can say I’m not about to queue it up anytime soon

It was so ridiculous I convinced myself I misunderstood. The murder rate in the show is absurd, and more than ever this season where it seems each one is openly discussed.

I assumed that Claire was actually talking to “us” (i.e. the audience) when she said “Come and get me, Doug,” letting us know that she was calling his bluff.

As a creative director who works primarily towards the creation of images (generally involving humans), I can tell you that is mostly a matter of lighting, with a special shoutout to makeup.

Well that is a fantastic fucking start