You said you didn’t know if he’d know what to do, so I told you: As long as the court had his current address, yes.

5 years from now don’t forget to say “She didn’t kill anyone. Period. Lying Hillary was the one who started that, and I finished it. Me, I finished it. Don’t forget to make your reservations to my new hotel, it’s a great hotel, the best hotel ever.”

Some people are saying it. You’re not implying it but some people are saying it.

Thanks. On certain Saturdays, I like pretending that I run a General Store in the ‘40s.

Maybe Taylor likes to put on a disguise and troll for hookers who look like Karlie Kloss and one night she lost control of her car, went through the rails of a bridge and crashed into a river. Taylor got out but date for the evening was stuck in the car but Taylor didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want people to find…

I like that Taylor Swift. She seems like a good egg.

Who the hell doesn’t show up when they are the defendant in a wrongful death suit?

Ok, but you can’t just chose to not participate in a court preceding. “Oh being charged for a crime? I know, I just won’t show up and NBD it goes away” is not how our judicial system uses for many reasons. This is one.

I totally agree with (d)! Using pastel dreads doesn’t seem bad to me, since I don’t associate pastel dreads as part of black culture (nor does ancient history). Also, hair is mutable.

Why should my taxes pay for someone else’s sluttiness??!!!!!!!1!2-

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

and acrobatically do things with/on said dick that result in serious lower back pain for the next week.

K, Ivanka.

Going to play Devil’s advocate here: I grew up in SE Ohio where the opioid/heroin problem is arguably worse. The small towns where these terrible situations take hold do not have the same manpower or financial resources the larger cities have to address the myriad issues that opioid abuse creates. This may be the only…

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

Ya, nervous like a rock.

As soon as he opened his mouth:

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?