Note to Jalops: once you achieve a Certain Age, refer to your junk as “heritage equipment,” and show as much enthusiasm about life as this guy.

“The United States of America: we can’t run a train properly, but we can build the fuck out of a bridge.”

A star for this seems so very, very inappropriate, but at the same time your submission seems worthy of note for the vivid imagery.

Well maybe if the “good” cops had worked to make sure the bad cops were actually punished and fired...

Police...training should take 4 years minimum.

There may be a multi-billionaire or two out there that want a vanity project, there may be.

5th Gear: If you held a franchise from McDonald’s and began selling Taco Bell Burrito Supremes over the same counter, MickeyD’s legal team would sue you into the center of the earth.

If only they had a fax option

In other words, there will never, ever be a new F1 team, and the value of all existing F1 teams just vaulted.

He also lost his major sponsorships and has not competed in NASCAR since.

This needs more stars.

...they have next to no competition...

Most people don’t want to pay sticker price for a car, plain and simple.

I’m just not even a little bit convinced that:

I can buy a new iphone from the Apple store or I can buy one from Best Buy- they compete with each other and it’s not really a problem.

I’m personally in that 5%, when I buy a car I know exactly what I want, what I will pay, have my cash or financing in order ahead of time, etc. so want the least amount of time at the dealership as possible and don’t want to deal with being up sold on things I don’t want.

No, there is always a story and a problem 95% of the time.

The only thing that matters in NASCAR is sponsors, and from what I can see, Wallace is the golden boy of sponsorship at the moment.

...McLaren Thought Leadership Centre...

Duraplast doesn’t rust.