Plus a monocle and top hat please.

...brb checking today’s snapchat filters

That's one perfect example of do not's. 

Most of my cases are pretty straightforward (I specialize in in/fertility, postpartum work, adoption, parenting) and I have a good memory. If a client is telling me about an affair but doesn’t want that stated in the case notes, I can just say we talked about a “relationship” and it’s enough to know what I mean if I…

This may be an unpopular opinion, but you are allowed to be shitty in private sometimes.  None of us is perfect all of the time.  Katy Perry is under no obligation to make her rape public to help Kesha but it’s also totally valid for Kesha to feel frustrated and a little hurt that Perry won’t confirm her experiences,…

There is a school of thought that the toilet lid should always be closed.

WOW. Just listened to Kim’s BBC podcast on insomnia in its entirety. What a profound examination of singlehood, aging, of the shadow issues relevant to the achievement-oriented personality. I loved some of the prescriptions she and “Dr. Bear” float to listeners: Do more things “for the heck of it.” Let others take…

Thank you! I’m a big podcast fan – especially in that I am released from staring at a screen. Don’t know if you’d be interested in James Andrew Miller’s ORIGINS series on SATC, but I’ve been enjoying the set immensely.

If you could post the links to some of the programs you mention I’d be SO grateful... I love me some Kim!

What if I stuff my cheeks full of scrambled eggs to eat later?

This feels kind of racist to single out menthol since that seems to be the flavor a lot of black people smoke. Regardless of that though, if we’re not gonna have an entire tobacco prohibition, this all seems dumb

I. . . don’t know what your point here is. But ok. 

Strategic Age Guestimate?

That’s true. I was mostly hoping someone would come up with a humorous phrase that would use SAG as an acronym.

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

But that costs actual money. All these scumbags steal are women’s lives.

I haven’t! Thank you for the recommendation. I’m naturally a “Debbie Downer” so I’m sure it won’t be too dark for me (and Olivia Coleman is Amaze-balls). Are they making a third season?

Mr.BK says I’m too pessimistic and he’s convinced the Blue Tide will save us, but the more I see and the more I hear, I’m also feeling the cold, clammy touch of inevitability.

You are correct. That was the only reason she was with Dennis O’Hare’s character, he owned the house after her. 

The episodes that have taken place in the hotel and murder house have been flashbacks.