Well, eggs,*do* have a date stamped on them in the UK. It's about 4 weeks, unrefrigerated. I can't think of any normal situation where anyone would need an egg to last longer.

As much as you'd love this to be a story about "crazy old Europeans!", its clearly the US who are idiots here.

I think it's mainly because 99% of fridges have built-in egg trays, nothing more than that.

Germans. Got straight to your hotels tonight and celebrate there.

Red Dwarf, like Babylon 5, is wonderful in memory..... "Oh God no, stop raping my childhood" if rewatched.

If you replaced "gay" with "straight", you apparently wouldn't be able to walk down the street or turn on your television without becoming apoplectic with rage.

Then you must have a pretty good insight into how it must be for a gay person confronted with the opposite in 99.99% of media, from every Disney film to every magazine front page to every novel or film ever made.

The saddest I've ever been playing a computer game was in Dragon Age, and the age-old story of bromance-turns-into-romance-turns-into-genocidal-terrorist-turns-into-public-beheading.

Ah, cheers.

The BBC did a fly-on-the-wall documentary a few years ago, when she was taking time out of singing.

Bah... amateurs.