I’d think that I’d like to see some proof of rehabilitation. Not sure what would do, but I think that most colleges would want to keep sexual assaulters off of campus.

That was /s, right? I mean I laughed out loud and everything.

This rule could really ruin some young men’s lives.

I don’t know if a student can be denied admission because they were convicted of a crime.

While I guess I share their mindset, the persecution of gay men in Chechnya is definitely happening. The insanity of Ramzan Kadyrov is still being greatly underestimated. Putin is letting that guy not only have his own private army, he’s letting himself be extorted into paying for it (to chagrin of Russian security…

Same way they’re able to sell a Big Mac as glorious meat explosion instead of the stamped out flaming bag of shit it is.

I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

That was a good experience for him. Discomfort is key.

He clearly needed help, and likely never got it.

I saw those rocks and just imagined my vagina going “fuck you!” and sucking them right up into my uterus. And that’s how you get pregnant with rocks

Especially not when she’s trying to hawk “gemz” - with “special properties”...Uh-huh... Let me just bust out my dowsing rod and my homeopathic drops to see what the spirits have to say...

“Some of my best Bachelorettes are black” was also rejected

I wasn’t even baked and had to scroll through the comments to figure out what I was missing.

Me too. My eyes just skipped right over the relevant bit, so I was trying to figure out what the hell was supposed to be clever about “SEASON PREMIERE MONDAY MAY 22.”

When I saw that I didn’t think “lily pad”; I thought “labia majora.”

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP WHAT IS HAPPENING

Once you go black, you never go back

i feel like i should hate the indigo one for having a giant lily pad on the ass, but i don’t. i really don’t.

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.