Yeah, but you know some stupid tourist would screw it up and answer that payphone that never stops ringing.

Isn't Pinwheel the show that had a Bill Cosby "Picture Pages" segment on it? I'm doubting those will get replayed on Nick or Nick Jr. in the future.

Thank God that theater didn't have Smell-O-Vision.

From what I've heard, Kinsella kinda fell out of love with baseball after the 1994 strike.

I don't know if that's a good idea.

I bet it was before September ended.

I can't wait until the live concert version of the soundtrack is released—"Get Your Jawas Out!"

Well, I can't have any faith in a god who doesn't eat bacon. That's why I'm building an altar to worship new Supper Club editor Kevin Pang.

Yeah, but does the film answer the question that's on the mind of all AV Club readers—did Jesus eat bacon?

It's his son who is the creeper.

Dad! Sgt. Schlomo broke your beer!

Idris Elba was screwed again.

To be fair, the Grapist has completely turned his life around since spending years getting therapy and analysis under the supervision of the world's first analrapist.

Because this website used to have some actual useful email notifications. Used to.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

"taking"

Downvoted.

How about if they ask you to join their mailing list 30x a day? Even if you already receive emails from them.

I guess it's not for supper.

My grandma needs some help setting the clock on her VCR. Can you help her too?