"Listen!"

Hey Peter! Watch your cornhole!

THIS is what I come to AV Club for. Wasn't aware of this show but I'll be giving it a try. Thank you Les Chappell.

Monaco? I thought Prince Albert was in a can?

Today I learned how to make a Gatorade and McCormick's vodka with no ice because I really wanted a drink and that's all I had in the house and someone forgot to fill the damn ice trays again.

Why the shit did I even click on this?

Too late for that.

Those of us here in Sioux Falls are stuck watching The Leroy Jenkins Story for free on YouTube.

9/11/1985 — Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's MLB career hits record.

He played Dan Quayle.

It's all our fault for making 1,000s of comments on previous Taco Bell articles.

Or a remote control helicopter from the toy department.

Probably. I still see a lot of people including Lemmy in 2016's death toll.

You could buy a really good chablis.

Sean O'Neal's new mandatory Univision bee work costume doesn't pay for itself.

The headline reminds me that I'm still trying to get through Daredevil season 2. The fight scenes are just mind-numbingly long and repetitive. I should probably just give up on it.

You think they would at least do a taste test of Romulan Ale or something, right?

"Complete Control" is definitely #1 for me. Good list but "Janie Jones" needs to be in there. Though I still don't understand 90% of the lyrics of that one. It's more fun to not look them up and just make up my own.

I just picture Warren Buffett giggling and saying "Georgia Mud Fudge" to himself every time he looks at a list of his vast holdings and sees Dairy Queen.

My parents would never buy me Leisure Suit Larry Cereal.