Downvoted for lack of #blizzard knowledge.

USOC, USA Swimming Blow Whistle For Adult Swim Time

This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the AV Club all day. And I read all the Great Job, Internets.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the gift that keeps on giving.

Opa!

I had no idea this was even a possibility but upvote times 1000. Fuck, that would be a wonderful thing to view.

John Teti forever!

The picture for this and the Guy Fieri article right below it look amazingly similar.

You've got a stew, baby!

WHY IS SHE YELLING AT ME?

I prefer Blueberry Head.

I definitely don't want Sean O'Neal as my personal blood bank then. The man has pure whiskey running through those veins.

I don't like the paper in that Darth Vader diary. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

Should have thrown Ted McGinley in there somewhere.

Next time she's going to use Captain Crunch to shave her legs.

That ship better come in one helluva cool bottle for $572.

I think it is telling that the same writer who recommended Arby's here is the one who is being forced to do those awful Amazon advertising columns daily.

Whataburger ketchup. Regular or spicy. They make all fries better, no matter where they're from.

"Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost human porpoise."

It’s hard to tell whether they get funnier or less funny when watched all in a row.