hates, not hated

All the upvotes in the world for being brave enough to preach the truth about the mediocre "Once More With Feelings." Anytime I do a series rewatch, I always end up putting on the subtitles on that episode, muting the sound, and playing the whole thing at 2x speed so that it's over faster and with the least amount of…

How was your 23rd viewing of the Holiday Special?

I don't even OWN a knowledge about acoustics.

Just so no one else has to go look it up. Here's the track listing for the *batteries not included soundtrack. I'm especially intrigued by track #3.

Maybe "suckers" would be a more accurate word than "dumb." Just make the vinyl the shape of the Save Ferris water tower or something and they'll definitely pay whatever.

I don't know—if the Can't Buy Me Love soundtrack could afford to include the Beatles version of its title song, I think the producers here could have found a way to include "Twist and Shout." Just charge an extra $25 per record or something. Vinyl collectors are dumb, they'll pay it.

That unicorn looks like it just got goosed by another unicorn.

I was always disappointed in Sunday nights on CBS. I didn't see angels touching anybody. Not even any light caressing.

Yeah, that's why they're STUPID hipsters.

Marah, blink twice if the Univision overlords are holding you hostage on a holiday weekend.

…but when I do it I'm just reenacting my favorite parts of the Motley Crue autobiography.

I don't think I've paid $27 combined for every pair of socks I've worn in the last 20 years. Fun seems overpriced in this case.

Joe Morgan still wants to kick his ass.

Baba Booey.

Don't diss the poop emoji, Eakin!

Jerry Seinfeld. The Character.

I thought it was Ten-Pole Tudor.

Nevermind. Someone beat me to it.

Turns out his friend was just at an early Partridge Family cast party.