I feel like I just won the internet.

I did a write-in vote for Gary Coleman.

Doesn't Microsoft know that the perfect chat robot has already been created here at the AV Club and it really really loves Avenged Sevenfold?

Be careful. The private eyes are watching you. Watching you. Watching YOU.

There must be something in the air tonight.

Hey, I gotta pay my dues before I pay my rent.

I don't understand what you mean and I could really give a fuck.

I prefer to rate celebrity worth on a per-twat basis.

Firefly Babies!

. . . slurring ghost of Mendelsohn?

I think that's two in a row. The internet should quit while it's ahead.

If you keep watching until Chelsea Handler's show starts, you'll know it's time to turn the television off.

I think the idea was to just give us more Buffy and the gang in high school adventures. But with Dawn as the even younger and more annoying sister.

Yeah, I think you're right. Because that's exactly the thing that could make season 3 even better—Dawn's presence! She's the key!

Or, hell, just thought of this—why not a Firefly animated series?

While that Buffy animated pilot is not very good, I do wonder if Adult Swim could succeed with a Buffy series today. I picture something taking place after season 7, but better than those boring season 8 comics.

#unitedwepoop

#maketoiletweekhappen #duracell

Upvoted for poop mention.

She had a whole album about 69ing at 19.