‘Underneath this cold exterior beats a heart of stone.’

Sorry to burst your complete lack of fact-checking bubble…

But he might stop slapping him in front of everyone!

“With many beautiful ladies!”

It would be a lot easier to help if some dumb cunt hadn’t put a fucking wall in the way… 

Three times - you forgot Alan Goldscab!

Take the “formally” out of the brackets - that’s the only thing differentiating him from every US president since Eisenhower.

Are there any other Herb flavours besides mint?

Why do you feel the need for an excuse?

How many “Goldshers” is that?

“Stick to skirts”

Paul Maidment died on the way back to his home planet!

See, this is what happens when you burn a statue instead of the rich…

I’m quite sure you could give us some good reviews on edibles and munchies!

Even Larry Hemsworth gets more action!

Found Mylie’s burner, people!

Something something abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press something…

Except he won’t!

Has he ever had a relationship that didn’t start “You know your brother’s really hot!”!