I haven’t heard that one in a while!

Actually, he hoovered all the coke before winding down the window to begin with, so it’s only dead hookers in the trunk!

Live footage from the Shite House…

Must… resist… stick/knob gag…

The German estimates were €10,400 per US-citizen bank account to implement the reporting system! Or €14 paid by every person in the country. Not to mention that the Treasury Department has conspicuously done no work on the reciprocal reporting arrangements which were supposed to help offset these costs by flagging…

Because it’s a successful marketing ploy as old as his career!

But how do you know you won’t like Songy McSongface until you hear them?

A Texas solution to a Texas problem?

Yes Virginia, there is a pickup with pop-ups…

MiUte-A is always the answer!

So does he go full Verstappen and rub his father’s nose in it?

51 minutes to post? I thought you’d have been quicker, registering your disgust throughout the world…

Only if it’s “God Save The South”!

You elected the electors, and told them how to vote… Guess where the buck stops?

Did anyone check that out with George Bailey?

$50 says Tracy still tries to drive it to Moab next year!

Glad to see he made the costume completely authentic, by not having working indicators!

OK… Who said he’s totally gay?

I have to agree. Not electing someone who’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic would be a good start…

Did they check the staff?