do not follow alien orders

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fucking pigs

children are the future

well they do

and did ye know boy

hey boy

precious bodily fluids

doritos

wtf is

its called a fart

jennifer lawrence

why

hellavan ad for google

justin bieber shows are white

are those scott staps japanese sons

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“Gizmodo has reached out to the creators of Slimgur and will update if we receive a response”

the less capacity your brain has left

“Now, we’re confronting issues that cannot be solved without costing the nation billions of dollars. Now I think this is where we’re getting our greatest resistance.”