Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

It’s how he knows he’s good at sex. He always finishes first

Joey Porter was, and continues to be, one of my favorite Steelers. I am pleased by stories of him fucking with kickers. Are there any more former kickers who post on Deadspin who have stories to tell?

outside a South Side Pittsburgh bar

Thank me later.

We’re taking it back!

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

“Challenge accepted”

At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

Star Wars is the story of a young man who has a religious awakening and goes on a quest to battle the evil empire in an effort to bring back the old ways and Make the Galaxy Great Again. It’s a political message, but not necessarily the political message you want it to be.

Reporter: “First take the plank out of your eye so that you can see clearly to remove the speck in your brother’s eye.”

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”

It is.

Ugh they never make any Black Widow masks for bank robbers. Why there are so few women in the bank robbing industry.

Some of the more self-aware writers touch on this a little from time to time.

Damn Donald Trump looks really unhealthy in that picture