Even illustrated by Quentin Blake!

Eeek, can you imagine that following you around forever?!

AOL and chat rooms were becoming popular when I was in high school, and we all know that talking to strangers on the internet is the worst thing in the world and very dangerous...but I'd totally go to friends houses and we'd use chat rooms together. My mother does not know that to this day. She would shit herself. …

Big as pumpkins until midnight!

And one day later, you're back to normal!

Same. And I'm glad that the internet wasn't A Thing quite yet.

Well, I guess those are fine, but only if you can shake it off while wearing them.

Jeans with beads on them? Or tuxedo jeans?

I thought it was cute and fun, and I am not a fan of hers. Her music, anyhow. I think she has a good sense of humor about herself nowadays, and I like that. From what I've read/seen, she lacked some self-awareness before, but then I remind myself she was a teenager at the time. I'm sure I was a pain in the ass as…

We are so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

I found some nuts while walking on a trail on my lunch break, and brought them back to the office to ask my resident plant expert what kind they were. She said it was on the tip of her tongue, so I helpfully offered "PINE nut. CASHEW nut. RED PISTACHIO nut." etc. She had no fucking clue what was wrong with me.

I starred because this was interesting, but commenting to say I love your username.

This is so fucking true. THE HOTTEST. Maybe my first crush.

The dirty bastards.

I believe this couple here was the first couple:

"Speak with an eloquence that lets everyone know who's in charge..."

Aw what a sweet girl!

Yeah, I doubt that the wait times will decrease as the novelty wears off. Even for non "-est" water slides, you have a significant wait on nice days.

Vicariously?

The only way I will experience this water slide is vicariously. I enjoyed reading this, and my palms are sweating from having done so.