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I wonder what that kid’s favorite scene in Deadpool was... Probably the pegging bit.

That would be hilarious. Dany though is really on that “Bend the knee” trip.

She plays “Crying Drunk Girl” so well. I miss Selfie. I think the title ruined it. Or America wasn’t ready for an Asian man as a romantic lead. Probably a little of both.

YMMV, but I found the thing to be an annoying, ‘80s nostalgia circle jerk. If you want to read a story where the main character casually mentions that his in-game vehicle is a flying DeLorean with a Ghostbusters license plate and a light bar like the car from ‘Knight Rider,’ then you might get a chuckle out of it.

God I want this movie to flop so badly. Fucking hated the book and the movie looks no better, trying to prey on our nostalgia by slipping in tons of pop culture references instead of trying to tell a good story.

Lucky for you there isn’t much of a story to begin with.

I just read it for the articles.

Two Samwells, One Cup.

Fucking spot on. I for one am quite excited that Rebecca Bunch is a commenter here!

Isn’t this the plot of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?

Note to young people: not true

Is this the group therapy for people who think “Walking On The Sun” is a pretty good song in that weird late-’90s alternative genre-less way?

They’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite..

Which, again, is also a a surprise because the film’s teaser posters were amazing.

For the possible trainwreck the production could’ve been, Ant-Man turned out to be a hell of a lot of fun. Maybe not in the distinctive Edgar Wright voice when he conceived of the project ages ago, but on its own terms, a fun change of pace from the rest of the Marvel fare that also pulled off the miracle of Paul Rudd

If she’d just disappeared we would have had TWO Nymerias to speculate about, the Sand Snake and Arya’s long absent direwolf. And up to two seasons’ delectable possibility that Nymeria would return riding Nymeria (which is which doesn’t matter) and we’d see the Nymeriae blast a frenzy of bull whips and wolf teeth

Of course amber’s still with musk she needs to get Space from her X.

Amazon: OK. So I can shoot an entire quiver of arrows and hit the bullseye every time from 100 years. I can sword fight on horseback while simultaneously traversing a narrow cliff ledge at a full gallop. I can fight three enemies simultaneously with a sword in my off-hand and in the othercraft new arrows that I will

What this thread really needed was 3 dozen references to George Costanza, many with gifs.