All desserts are pointless when you can simply eat Nutella from the jar. No baking necessary

“the company no longer has contact details for the majority of the Patients effected...”

Cutting onions in a movie theater! How reckless! What is the world coming to when we can’t even enjoy a movie without somebody ruining it with their weird diets?

It was 10 Goldblums out of 10, but Jeff Goldblum added the extra Goldblum!

I give it 11/10 Goldblums!

I got a little teary, too! Total kumbaya moment. “Yesss amazing women united in badassery!” I legit cannot wait to live vicariously through this movie.

Yeah, I don’t see it.

With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

Congrats!

Actors who already have Star Wars names:

Exactly. And how do you not just accidentally memorize them from performing it so much? Hell, I still have most of Geri’s Spanish verse from “If You Can’t Dance” memorized, and that was off the Spice Girls firsts album. And, you know, I’m not the one who performs it.

From what I’ve read/seen of Taylor Swift and how she is as a friend, she reminds me of a “friend” I had in my early 20's. She was really good at the performance of being a good friend - like, would cook dinner for you, bake cookies for you, get you nice presents on your birthday, etc - but was terrible at being an…

Are a girl’s best friend?

Look at Charlotte. Look at her!

It is superduper 80s (I have no idea why anyone thinks that’s a 40s era style). And not just 80s, but a silhouette worn in the 1980s almost exclusively by women who were then over 40, so it’s no wonder it reads old lady.

Pippa always looks like Amy Sedaris playing the role of Kate Middleton in an episode of Drunk History.

Haggis is fine. It’s no more disgusting in idea than fatty meat, organs, seasoning and some sort of filler like breadcrumbs being stuffed into intestine and calling it a sausage.

I’ll throw one of mine into the ring: Sneakers